Date of Emergence : 2/25/26
I don't really know what I'm doing. This website is purely experimental.
By the way, if you're running this website on anything other than 1920x1080, you're an imbecile. Sorry!
My Emporium looks muddled otherwise.
I'm learning HTML at the moment, so sorry if this looks chopped.
FLCL art credited to @blupixl__ on Twitter